12 tips for calling a radio talk show
As talk radio listeners, we've all groaned through listening to bad calls in the past. These range from a caller who is purposely rude to a caller who is misinformed to the truly clueless. If you do decide to take the plunge and put your name and voice in front of, potentially, millions of your fellow listeners, here are a few hints to help things go smoothly.
- Turn off your radio. Hardly a talk show goes by without the host having to tell the caller this. If you must hear yourself on radio, set up a recorder in another room. If you have your radio on, it generates feedback making it impossible for the host to speak with you.
- Minimize other background noise. While a TV, squalling child or barking dog isn't as bad as having your radio on, it's still pretty bad. It's rude to make someone at the other end of the phone line compete to be heard. Which leads to...
- Practice good phone etiquette. As you would with any other phone call, give the host a short, polite greeting including your first name and where you are from.
- Call from a quality landline. Don't use a cellphone, cordless phone or speaker phone.
- While you do want to give a friendly greeting, remember that time is at a premium. At least one host, Alan Colmes, doesn't like to be asked «How are you?» or told «Thanks for taking my call» by every caller, as it gets redundant, so a simple «Hi, Alan» will usually suffice. Rush Limbaugh fans use the famous «dittoes» greeting, though even that timesaver has now turned into a game with everything from «dittoes» to «megadittoes» to «megaconservative dittoes» being offered.
- Get to the point. Again, time is at a premium. If it's an advice show, give the short version of your story and leave time to fill in details that the host asks for.
- Keep it simple. If it's a political show, try distilling your point to a logical syllogism - two premises and a conclusion. «Securing liberty is the highest purpose of government. Abe Lincoln secured liberty for more people. Therefore Abe Lincoln's government successfully fulfilled its highest purposel.» Again, leave time for give and take with the host rather than rambling about Abe Lincoln's relationship with Mary Todd when your point is that he freed the slaves.
- Write down what you want to say. Don't read it verbatim, but write it down, look it over a few times and see how it sounds. Have notes handy in case you get off track.
- Know your sources. If you are going to assert a fact, have a reliable source to back you up. If you're going to accuse the host of saying something previously - have a tape ready and offer to play it. If you don't have verifiable sources and the host disagrees, he'll call you on it every time.
- Know the show. Alan Colmes doesn't like «How are you?», Rush Limbaugh prefers dittoes and Sean Hannity (and Bill Cunningham, originally) exchanges the phrase «You're a great American» with callers.
- Listen from the beginning of the show you are calling on. Nothing's quite as annoying as the caller who calls in during the second hour asking a question that was answered fifteen minutes before his call. If you think you missed something, check the show's website, don't call and ask for material to be repeated.
- Be original. Don't be the ten thousandth person to call John Gibson with the standard anti-McCain talking points. Don't be the 5,000th Ron Paul supporter to call Mark Levin under 20 different assumed names in a futile quest to get his approval of your candidate. Add something new to the conversation.










